YOOOOOHHHHHH you guyyyyysssss she deeeeedn'tttttt......HAIIIIIII NOOOOOOOO......they gonna get heeeeeeerrrrr. No my dear friends, they will not get me. Student protesters will not get me. Why? Because, despite what the media has told you or what your cousin in first year Bcom has told you.....it isn't like June 16, 1976. And also because I'm one of … Continue reading The One Where We Exposed UKZN Strikers
Because I am such an amazing student, I thought I'd help some of you failures out. Apart from being super intelligent, amazing, organized and dedicated....I'm also a very good test taker. I owe a lot of this to the positive and encouraging thoughts I have during my exams. I always find these help me a … Continue reading The One Where I Shared My Secret For Acing An Exam… and failed.
I don't even feel embarrassed about this one because I know you're either on par or worse. Here is a little collection I've been gathering from my Google and YouTube history. They may not particularly be funny...but they sure are random and embarrassing. Enjoy x 49 things I've Googled/YouTube'd: How would I look if I … Continue reading The One Where I Exposed My Browser History
We've all had Instagram crushes right? Not the ones you ogle over for a few seconds and then scroll, but the ones you find tagged on your best friend's cousin's neighbour's mother's profile? And then from his bio, posts and captions, you truly get to know his personality, hobbies, career and family and realise that God … Continue reading The One Where My Relationship Was A Bollywood Song
Is my title inappropriate and saying naked on the internet is not okay for a girl to do? OH WELL. As a post-exam treat, my friends and I decided to go to a spa for the ultimate stress reliever of lying down naked in a dark room whilst a stranger judges your bare self. Now, … Continue reading The One Where They Made Me Get Naked
Now, I REALLY love my mum. She is my best friend and biggest inspiration. HOWEVER, I strongly remember some of the most traumatic moments of my life involved shopping with her. I'm probably being a bit dramatic but I remember having a good day with the family and then the dreaded ''Can we just stop … Continue reading The One Where My Mom Took Me Shopping And I Wanted To Die.
I start exams in a week. I should really be studying. My parents are asleep, unaware that their daughter is a struggling procrastinator and really deserves a talking to. So here I am, avoiding my future, avoiding responsibility. Here I am, starting my blog. Here I am, documenting why I'm a shit disappointing student. 13 … Continue reading The One Where I Started A Blog And Procrastinated.